My momma doesn't live in the south and can't understand most of what my old hillbilly says, most of the time she just says yes and nods her head!
This is for you, mom. :)
ain't- contraction of "am not"
y'ownt- contraction of "you want" as in "Y'ownt to?"
idot- anyone not paying attention to their driving
gommed- sticky and messy as in "It's all gommed up."
3 hours ago