Wit and Wisdom from the Hermit in the Holler

My momma doesn't live in the south and can't understand most of what my old hillbilly says, most of the time she just says yes and nods her head!



This is for you, mom. :)



ain't- contraction of "am not"


y'ownt- contraction of "you want" as in "Y'ownt to?"


touron- tourist


idot- anyone not paying attention to their driving


pookey- caulking


gommed- sticky and messy as in "It's all gommed up."


bar- bear


gase-gas